January 2012
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Pretty much the best fireworks video you’ll ever see. I now present to you, Bootleg Fireworks Gone Wrong.
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December 2011
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56 worst analogies used in High School Papers →
youmightfindyourself:
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m....
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“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta befriend my cats, clean and change their litter, make them happy caaaaaaats.”
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Anonymous asked: Are you going to tell us what this is all about?
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Well, here we go.
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Anonymous asked: I don't know how to offer moral support. But if I did, I'd give you some. Life is short, homie, grab it by the balls.
Anonymous asked: "I am so scared." Me too. What are you scared about?
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I am so scared.
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